Kim’s 2018 Instagram fun
It sounds bad, but every time I think about the Kardashians, I just think about a whole buncha body parts. Not because I think that’s all they are. I mean, I watch KUWTK and know they have sparkling personalities. Kim would totally comfort me if I cried. I guess it’s because they’re all over. And they just look so…damn…good. They are modern art. Hottest part of this generation. Legitimate sex icons. Like, if Marilyn Monroe wasn’t dead, I would make a joke about her being dead in a ditch right now.
I’ve collected every naked pic the Kardashians have ever taken to inform and educate all of my faithful readers about this important time in art history. If you’re into looking at girls, you’re welcome. If you’re into looking like hot girls, I’m so, so sorry.
Kim’s 2007 Playboy shoot
The one where she met with Hef and he told her she had to take it allll off.